31 Jan 2011
Joe Dante Digs Deep to Rekindle a 80s adventure
Deadly Movies DVD Reviews | The Hole on Blu-Ray and DVD 17th January
The 80s is a hot decade for producers to pillage. The past ten years have seen 80s horror movies remade to death, 80s TV shows have been dusted down and given feature length treatment, and 80s action he-men have had a big screen renaissance. Surprisingly then, that most endearing sanctum of 80s childhood memories, suburban kids have a wacky adventure, has been all but untouched. Movies like ET, The Goonies, Gremlins,Back to the Future, Stand By Me, Explorers, and The Never Ending Story (go on you know you can list a lot more) have been untouched by the evil remake claw (although the remake whores at Platinum Dunes have acquired the rights to Monster Squad). Which leads us nicely to The Hole, not a remake, but a film very much with 80s sensibilities, and helmed by non other than Joe Dante, the man who gave us Gremlins.
Here we get all traits and fingerprints that made those movies so enjoyable, and for most of us, relatable to our greatest childhood fantasies: Middle class suburban kids come across something extraordinary that leads to adventures where they, not the adults or parents, are the heros, and the adults are often the villains. It’s not that the 90s or 00s haven’t offered such movies, but where Dante really taps into the success of those 80s classics is to reintroduce kids to horror. That’s right horror. Remember that wolf in The Never Ending Story? ET going all white and corpsey? or Spike’s face melting off in Gremlins? It was the mixture of adventure, suspence, and, all-be-it mild, horror that made those films so memorable for kids. In The Hole Dante treats his audience with a respect that has been lost of late, a knowledge that kids can not only take a little scare here and there, but actually enjoy it!
The Hole then is a simple premise, two brothers, Dane and Lucas, and the love interest neighbor Julie, find a seemingly bottomless hole underneath their, yes suburban, home. That’s the kind of simplicity kids love. What’s down there? Where does it go? Are there monsters down there? Of course like any kids, they are going to find out. The temptation for most other kids movies at this time would be to transport the kids to somesort of Narnia, probably New Zealand shot, fantasy world. Dante however, high on 80s space candy, keeps us at home, and gives us creepy figures, demonic shadows, and possessed dolls. In short the hole is evil. Along the way, help and advice is imparted by 70s and 80s icon Bruce Dern which is another nice touch. When we finally arrive inside the whole we’re treated to a twisted world of German Expressionism rather than dwarfs and fairies. It does fall apart slightly during Dane’s final confrontation with the true evil that lurks down there, but that doesn’t take away from the enjoyment of the ride. Ultimately this is a welcome return to form for Dante who remembers to keep things simple, hire strong young actors (all three are fantastic), and that kids actually like being scared.
The DVD and Blu-Ray transfers look fantastic, although of course the theatrically 3D effects are lost in 2D translation leaving some effect shots looking a little odd. An unavoidable curse of the 3D movie to 2D DVD release. The extras consist of one making of featurette ‘Making of The Hole‘, Interviews with Cast & Crew, and a Behind the Scenes feature.
The Hole is released on Blu-Ray and DVD on January 17th 2011
27 Jan 2011
Deadly Movies’ Alternative Oscars 2011
And the nominees are..,
If you’re dreading the wall-to-wall Oscar Porn that will be lavished over by the media during the next few months then join Deadly Movies for a decidedly alternate list of the best-of-the-best (well alternative except for ‘Black Swan‘ but that was just too bloody good).
NOTE: These are films whose wide release in the theatre or on DVD occurred in 2010
Best Picture
Frozen
Splice
Rare Exports A Christmas Tale
[REC]2
House of the Devil
The Human Centipede
Monsters
Piranha 3D
Black Swan
Let Me In
Best Director
Gareth Edwards – Monsters
Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza – [REC]2
Adam Green – Frozen
Jalmari Helander – Rare Exports A Christmas Tale
Darren Aronofsky – Black Swan
Best Actress
Sarah Polley – Splice
Emma Bell – Frozen
Robin McLeavy – The Loved Ones
Natalie Portman – Black Swan
Ashley C Williams – The Human Centipede
Best Actor
Onni Tommila – Rare Exports A Christmas Tale
Dieter Laser – The Human Centipede
Kodi Smit-McPhee – Let Me In
Jean-Pierre Martins – The Horde
Josh Stewart – The Collector
Best Supporting Actress
Betsy Russell – SAW 3D
Kelly Brook – Piranha 3D
Mila Kunis – Black Swan
Delphine Chanéac – Splice
Jessica Alba – The Killer Inside Me
Best Supporting Actor
Kane Hodder – Hatchet 2
Elias Koteas – Let Me In
John Brumpton – The Loved Ones
Jerry O’Connell – Piranha 3D
Mark Ruffalo – Shutter Island
Best Foreign FilmRare Exports A Christmas Tale (Finland)
The Loved Ones (Australia)
The Human Centipede (Netherlands)
Harpoon (Iceland)
[REC]2 (Spain)
Best Cinematography
Rare Exports A Christmas Tale – Mika Orasmaa
Monsters – Gareth Edwards
Let Me In – Greig Fraser
Black Swan – Matthew Libatique
A Nightmare on Elm Street – Jeff Cutter
Best Visual Effects
Piranha 3D
SAW 3D
Monsters
Hatchet 2
Splice
Best Documentary Feature or Series
Cropsey
Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
A History of Horror With Mark Gatis
Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather of Gore
Best Make-up
Splice
Predators
The Wolfman
Hatchet 2
21 Jan 2011
Lessons learned from Black Swan
Deadly Movies Reviews (of sorts) | Black Swan (2010)
This is less of a review of Darren Aronofsky’s superb ‘Black Swan‘ (you find them anywhere you want) and more of a op-ed on what horror can learn from it. Many will question Black Swan’s use in a horror article. Is it horror at all? In the the 1940s it would have most definitely counted as horror (psychological horror in the vain of ‘The Cat People‘). By today’s standards It’s much harder to pigeon hole into the horror genre. Not that it matters, It’s just a bloody good movie. But horror, which has become about as visceral as film can become, can learn a lot from it.
Claustrophobia: Aronofsky’s stylistic approach here is to not give Natalie Portman’s Nina or the audience any room to breath. The camera is in her face the entire time. We, and Nina, are kept locked in close frame for most of the movie. We barely get any release or relief from this tight claustrophobic atmosphere. What does this achieve? It achieves a heightened sense of tension for us and the character. Meaning that a simple fingernail or toenail tear is more excruciating than many gross-out kills which are the easy fallback for contemporary horror.
Ambiguity: Too many modern horrors rely heavily on stupid twists or reveals to present us with a truth.., or the ‘it was me all along’ moment. There is nothing wrong with keeping the audience guessing. The ending, and events leading up to the ending, of ‘Black Swan‘ are puzzling and disorientating. You can question not only the ending, but most of the events in the film. It leaves the audience gasping for breath when the credits role.
Simplicity: This was a horrible experience that happened to one girl as she, and everyone else, went about their daily business. You don’t have to be stranded in hillbilly land without mobile signal, you don’t have to encounter supernatural creatures, you don’t have to be the sole survivor or a zombie apocalypse. All of those conventions are fine and work. But there are other ways, simpler ways, of conveying horror.
These are just a few of my thoughts. Some modern horror is tremendous. Most is, sadly, awful. Aronofsky may not have delivered a modern horror classic (I’m sure that wasn’t the intention anyway) but ‘Black Swan‘ does show us how effective simple techniques can be in producing truly horrific scenarios.
20 Jan 2011
Roger Corman presents Dinoshark!
Deadly Movies | News
It’s always good news when a press release arrives in your inbox about a new Roger Corman film. It may well be battling Asylum in the stupid name category, but with Corman and Anchor Bay behind it, ‘Dinoshark‘ looks like it could be made from sounder monster bones. Check out the DVD artwork below and hit ‘more’ to read the press release. ‘Dinoshark‘ is released on DVD and Blu-Ray on April 26th.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – For millennia, it slept inside a frozen glacier: waiting to be set free. But with an unexpected shift of climate, the glacier cracked, and what was once extinct was reborn to unleash terror in a brave new world. On April 26, Anchor Bay Entertainment releases the hit Syfy Channel original movie Dinosharkon Blu-ray™ and DVD. Produced by the legendary Roger Corman and Julie Corman, Dinoshark bites with an SRP of $24.99 for the Blu-ray™ and $19.98 for the DVD with pre-book on March 30th.
Born in Antarctica, Dinoshark noses his way down the warmer currents to Mexico, towards a popular vacation spot crowded with party-goers unwittingly ready to fall prey to a prehistoric eating machine. When the killings begin, it becomes clear that no normal animal can be responsible for such savagery.
Local captain Trace McGraw (Eric Balfour – “24”, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Skyline) and marine biologist Carol (Iva Hasperger – “CSI”, “Cold Case”) seem to be the only ones convinced that the creature terrorizing their shores is something other than the expected man-eating shark. They enlist the help of the world’s only expert on the Dinoshark (Roger Corman himself). Together, will they be able to reel Dinoshark in?
Dinoshark is the story of a terrifying sea-creature that threatens to turn a holiday swim into a bloodbath. This fierce, finned predator has to be seen to be believed: if he will let you live that long! Bonus feature includes a full-length commentary track with producers Roger and Julie Corman.
7 Jan 2011
TROLLS, ALIENS, APES, AND DAVID ARQUETTE
2 Jan 2011
Deadly Movies 2010 site review
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how Deadly Movies did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of our overall blog health: The WordPress Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow (that’s a good thing).
Crunchy Numbers

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29 Dec 2010
Deadly Movies Best Horror Films of 2010
The Top 10 Deadly Movies of the past year
2010 was a pretty decent year for us horror fans. There were a lot of good titles to choose from in the theatre, the straight to DVD shelves, and on the festival circuit. The remake frenzy appears to be slowing if not quite showing sign of drying up. There were returns to a few familiar franchises in the guise of sequels, reboots, reimaginings, or restarts. The best offerings were of course the films that didn’t fall into any of those Hollywood marketing terms. The Top 10 below are Deadly Movies favourite horror offerings of the year, there are some notable abscentees from other 2010 lists and some entries which may cause a raised eyebrow, but as ever all these lists are nothing but conjecture (of course mine is the correct list).
Note: These are 2010 movies based on there general release dates rather than production dates (i.e. these are movies that the vast majority of us saw in 2010)
No 10: Piranha 3D
No 9: Cabin Fever 2
9: Cabin Fever 2: A 2009 movie that saw it’s worldwide D2DVD release in February 2010. This one one of my favourite direct to DVD releases of the year. Ti West’s film may have suffered from some well publicised production issues, but it was a highly enjoyable gore-fest that revisited the 80s without being a blank parody. Calling on the end of ‘Carrie‘ for inspiration, the film goes to lengths to please gore-hounds, while nicely linking to Eli Roth’s first film and simultaneously avoiding an easy retread (many filmmakers would’ve simply given us another cabin and another group of teens vacationing in the woods).8: Predators: Another franchise reboot. Was it essentially Predator Part 2? Was it Predator 3? Was it all but a remake? Essentially it’s all three. Producer (and long time franchise champion) Rob Rodriguez and director Nimrod (great name) Antal worked very hard to please the fanbase of the original. Too hard? maybe. This is certainly a film for you, the Predator fan boy. Boxes are ticked, moments are payed homage, quotable lines are re-quoted, situations are revisited, and music is replayed. There are some neat new themes and ideas investigated (we’re finally off Earth, we see different races of Preds, we see new toys and creatures) but ultimately new ideas take a back seat to paying lip-service to the 1987 sci-fi horror trail blazer. Still, it’s highly enjoyable, and like Piranha 3D, you hope that this is the start of more, and better things to come. Plus it finally put the dog-shit that was AVP2 behind us. (See the Deadly Movies review here)
7: The Collector: Arriving with many of us on widespread DVD release in June, this was Deadly Movies’ favourite D2DVD offering of the year. The film kept the premise very simple (if slightly stretched in places) and cleverly contained the entire film’s horror to one house. Not an easy task to do well. The Collector himself offered horror a new boogeyman with different methods, intentions, and motives than most new attempts. Borrowing torture toys from the SAW franchise but mixing it up with the boogeyman slasher genre, the film is taught and tense and flies by at breakneck speed. Plus the addition of a burglar protagonist to battle our antagonist (no Final Girl here) was a nice touch.
6: Hatchet 2: Given a criminally short Halloween theatrical release, this balls-out unapologetic horror love-in is an absolute treat for genre fans. Director Adam Green takes everything he loves (and mean everything) from slasher exploitation and rams into 89 minutes of genre bliss. There are nods and winks to fans flying into every scene and genre favourires make up much of the cast, supporting roles, and the well placed cameos. WhereHatchet 2 succeeds above most other attempts at genre celebration is that the film and characters themselves are great fun (especially Kane Hodder as hatched wielding Victor Crowley). This is a pure beer and pizza horror movie, with kills that are designed to induce cheers, laughs, and winces in equal measure. (See the Deadly Movies Premiere review here)
5: The Human Centipede: Deadly Movies reviewed THC as funny, repulsive, disturbing, and generic. Contradictions indeed. But a contradiction this film certainly is. Take away the well publicised gimmick (three humans sewed together ass-to-mouth) and there’s little else here bar the sound performances. The gimmick however is so vile and stomach churning that it is enough to lift the film to higher horror plains. The sheer depths of personal depravity and horror experienced by the film’s long suffering victims is a harrowing watch for audiences that buy into it and don’t hide behind the self protection censorship of dismissing it as laugh-out-load comedy. It isn’t. It’s sickening. And in that much the film deserves to be acknowledged for pushing the envelope with a desensitised fanbase.
4: [REC]2: Another film that was treated to a criminally small theatrical release, largely because it’s ‘foreign language’, a factor which is still a huge hurdle for non-english speaking filmmakers. The REC movies are so good (parts 3 and 4 are on their way) that the language barrier is essentially non existent. I for one don’t recall reading the subtitles, such is the power of the two movies (the first one especially, Deadly Movies Film of the Decade 2000-2010). REC2 takes the ‘zombie-like infection’ in an interesting and brave new direction. Some fans loved the plot curve-ball others were less accepting. At the very least it was interesting and certainly unforeseen. Carrying on the handheld first-person point of view the horror keeps coming at the same blistering pace as the original. Yes the impact of the first film is lost, but REC2 is still a solid sequel and a powerful piece of horror.
3: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale: A brilliant festive horror film. Certainly a contender for the best Christmas horror film, battling it out with 1974′s Black Christmas. The dark humour is handled brilliantly, the scenery and texture are sumptuous, and the acting spot-on (especially Santa and little Pietari). Scandinavian horror is not just in an incredibly healthy place, it’s likely to be the front runner of horror for the next decade, showing Hollywood new direction and new themes. Rare Exports (like the shorts that inspired it) takes a fairly well known horror tradition (evil Santa) and takes it somewhere completely different, giving the theme purpose, plot, character, and motivation. The end result is definitely a new Holiday tradition.
2: Frozen: Just brilliant. Is it horror at all? Well probably not, although the horror community has adopted it and filmmaker Adam Green as their own. Green takes the simplest of scenarios and crafts a well plotted and paced drama which is truly horrific. No boogeymen, torture chambers, mutated monsters, or blood thirsty aliens here, just regular people in a regular situation gone horribly wrong. It’s certainly a film that stays with you after the fact. Green shows his subtle skills here when compared to the Hatchet films, and achieves arguably a higher level of fraught tension and terror.
1: Splice: Amazing. A game changer if embraced. Body horror taken to a new level. It’s all-in-one subtle and gross-out, beautiful and horrific. This reworking of the cautionary Frankanstein tale is handled with such brilliance by Vincenzo Nitali that horror finally has something ‘new’ to be inspired by. The process of ‘the monster’s’ life gestation (Dren) is something completely new to horror fans.., Frankenstein for a whole new cinema generation. There are moments of the Dren’s development that are completely out of the blue, grabbing the audience and characters by the throat. And then there’s THAT scene.., Let’s just say that Victor and The Monster’s relationship certainly didn’t go there! A highly provoking film about humans, science, and our limitations and weaknesses. Horror used in all the right ways. Something for fans to be proud of.
What do think? Agree? Disagree? Discuss.
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